[USML Announce] Do the Right Thing - Professor

[Jeffrey Winick]

This just in:

NEW YORK -- Detroit Tigers left fielder Delmon Young has been arrested 
on a hate-crime harassment charge after police say he attacked a group 
of men and yelled anti-Semitic epithets.  Police say Young was standing 
outside of the Hilton New York, not far from Times Square. A group of 
about four Chicago tourists staying there were approached by a 
panhandler wearing a yarmulke. As the group walked up to the hotel 
doors, Young started yelling anti-Semitic epithets. Police say it's not 
clear who he was yelling at, but he got into a tussle with one of the 
Chicago group, who sustained scratches to his elbows.

Professor - it seems clear that Mr. Young would not want to be on your 
team and I can't imagine why you'd want him on yours.  As Brad Lee has 
fairly pointed out already - this season is a lost cause for the Klein 
Nine.  But at least you can salvage your integrity.  Cut him.....NOW.

That is all.

Jeff