[USML Announce] Manny Issues Concern Berliners

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
The Baltimore Orioles<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/bal/baltimore-orioles>will
promote top prospect Manny
Machado <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/31097/manny-machado> in an
effort to bolster their postseason push.

*WINNER*
Berliners. Finally can replace the lighthitting Howie Kendrick with the
USML's most anticipated arrival since Mike Trout. Expected boost to
offensive firepower gives team a *CHANCE TO BURN THE BRATS*.*  *
**
*LOSER*
Hoosier Daddies. Underwhelming Wilson Betemit now rides the pines as team
fails to regain footing in offensive categories *AS IT's TIME TO PACK THE
TENT.*
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