[USML Announce] Calamari Cleanses Colon

[Brad Jansen]

Doug, I thought heavyset men generally perform better as they mature. Your
information suggests otherwise?
--Brad

On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 2:10 PM, Doug Shabelman <Doug.Shabelman at burnsent.com
> wrote:

>  Please tell me it wasn’t really a mystery to you, Kerbs.  ****
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *springkerb at aol.com
> *Sent:* Wednesday, August 22, 2012 1:51 PM
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> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Calamari Cleanses Colon****
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> No wonder that fat piece of crap had resembled an actual pitcher at
> times.  Mystery solved.
>
> ****
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed, Aug 22, 2012 1:43 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Calamari Cleanses Colon****
>
> *ITEM*****
>
> OAKLAND, Calif. -- Former Cy Young Award winner Bartolo Colon<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/3602/bartolo-colon>of the Oakland
> Athletics <http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/oak/oakland-athletics> was
> suspended for 50 games Wednesday after testing positive for testosterone.*
> ***
>
> *LOSER*****
>
> Lake Michigan Calamari. Team's pitching anchor's demise weighs heavily on
> listless squad as it's* TIME TO REEL IT IN.*****
>
> *WINNER*****
>
> Bombers. Colon's departure creates possible open roster slot for resurgent
> Eric Sogard as team prepares to *THROW ITS LINE AGAIN.  *****
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