[USML Announce] The Winick Report: Future Now For Redoubtable Riptorns

[Brad Jansen]

*Ed. Note: * A press release on Berliners' stationary about a "Trout Mega
Deal" involving the players identified in the original article was not
formally issued at the time the article was published.
*The Winick Reports *regrets its error.



On Sun, Jul 8, 2012 at 5:32 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Gentlemen,
>
> I apologize.  While finishing off the bon bons, I noticed that my overpaid
> editor engaged in a little wishful thinking and attributed the most
> valuable of the prospects residing on a reserve roster to himself rather
> than yours truly (see #'s 3, 4, 9 and 14).  #1 does indeed belong to Brad
> Lee, but his contract is running and he'll likely be well into year three
> before he throws his first major league pitch.
>
> Now back to the luxury suite to watch my young prospects inspire and
> astound.
>
> Jeffrey Horatio Winick
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Sun, Jul 8, 2012 5:22 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] The Winick Report: Future Now For Redoubtable
> Riptorns
>
>
> Hello, everyone. I'm dictating this email from my luxury box at the
> Futures Game, so this won't be too long because I don't want to miss the
> dessert cart. Look, although I've given up doing a deal with the Red Hots,
> I certainly haven't given up following the up and coming stars of tomorrow.
>
> And when it comes to a constellation of talent, I have found the God
> particle in the Riptorns' reserve roster.  I share with you Baseball
> America's updated fab fifty list and highlight in RED  the many young,
> incredibly talented players on the Rips' squad. Enjoy the breathtaking
> possibilities of this Riptorns team and wait---where's my bon bon??!!
>
> With love,
> Jeffrey Horatio Winick
>
>
>
>
>                                         Midseason Top 50 Prospects List
>
>                                         Posted Jul. 5, 2012 10:00 am by
> J.J. Cooper
>                                         Filed under: Prospect Rankings
>
>
>
>
>
>         1. Dylan Bundy, rhp, Orioles
>         2. Jurickson Profar, ss, Rangers
>         3. Wil Myers, of, Royals
>         4. Taijuan Walker, rhp, Mariners
>         5. Danny Hultzen, lhp, Mariners
>         6. Gerrit Cole, rhp, Pirates
>         7. Tyler Skaggs, lhp, Diamondbacks
>         8. Jose Fernandez, rhp, Marlins
>         9. Manny Machado, ss, Orioles
>         10. Zack Wheeler, rhp, Mets
>         11. Mike Olt, 3b, Rangers
>         12. Nick Castellanos, 3B, Tigers
>         13. Matt Barnes, rhp, Red Sox
>         14. Francisco Lindor, ss, Indians
>         15. Jameson Taillon, rhp, Pirates
>         16. Archie Bradley, rhp, Diamondbacks
>         17. Nolan Arenado, 3b, Rockies
>         18. Oscar Taveras, of, Cardinals
>         19. Travis D'Arnaud, c, Blue Jays
>         20. Shelby Miller, rhp, Cardinals
>         21. Christian Yelich, of, Marlins
>         22. Miguel Sano, 3b, Twins
>         23. Jonathan Singleton, 1b, Astros
>         24. Julio Teheran, rhp, Braves
>         25. Javier Baez, ss, Cubs
>         26. Carlos Martinez, rhp, Cardinals
>         27. Billy Hamilton, ss, Reds
>         28. Mason Williams, of, Yankees
>         29. Jake Odorizzi, rhp, Royals
>         30. Gary Sanchez, c, Yankees
>         31. Xander Bogaerts, ss, Red Sox
>         32. Jackie Bradley, of, Red Sox
>         33. Matt Davidson, 3b, Diamondbacks
>         34. Matt Harvey, rhp, Mets
>         35. Nick Franklin, ss, Mariners
>         36. Starling Marte, cf, Pirates
>         37. Jake Marisnick, cf, Blue Jays
>         38. Anthony Gose, cf, Blue Jays
>         39. Tyler Austin, of, Yankees
>         40. Alen Hanson, ss, Pirates
>         41. Cody Buckel, rhp, Rangers
>         42. James Paxton, lhp, Mariners
>         43. Jean Segura, 2b/ss, Angels
>         44. Kolten Wong, 2b, Cardinals
>         45. George Springer, of, Astros
>         46. Bubba Starling, of, Royals
>         47. Hak-Ju Lee, ss, Rays
>         48. Tyler Thornburg, rhp, Brewers
>         49. Zach Lee, rhp, Dodgers
>         50. Jedd Gyorko, 3b, Padres
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