[USML Announce] Broxton Deal Closes K-9 Unit

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Tue Jul 31 19:47:05 EDT 2012


*ITEM*
The Cincinnati Reds
<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/cin/cincinnati-reds>added a piece
to one of baseball's top bullpens, acquiring Kansas
City Royals <http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/kc/kansas-city-royals>closer
Jonathan
Broxton <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/6370/jonathan-broxton> before
Tuesday's 4 p.m. ET trade deadline.

*WINNER*
Klein Nine. Brilliant owner/professor acquired Broxton in anticipation of
trade to NL, thus adding ten valuable dollars to his FAAB pension fund as
team prepares to *DOUBLE DOWN ON DEMPSTER.*
**
*LOSER*
Block's Bombers. Distracted by possibility of Greg Holland actually earning
saves, owner frets over his keeper list and forgets non-contiguous trade
deadline *AND WASTES HIS WIETERS*.
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