[USML Announce] Tank Rolls For Riptorns

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
Over the last 10 games Dayan "Tank" Viciedo is hitting .425 with 4 home
runs and 13 runs batted in. For the season, Viciedo is hitting .291 with 11
home runs and 28 RBI.

*WINNER*
Riptorns. Drafted Tank last year, traded him to Daddies during season in
quest to secure 5th place, then reacquired the hefty hitter in off-season.
Tank now gunning down any opposition he may have had to secure a spot on
Riptorns' 2013 championship roster. Rips are ready to *FIRE AWAY.*

*LOSER*
Berliners. Shouted with glee when Daddies did not retain Nick Swisher, one
of two players Rips dealt to Daddies to reacquire Tank, then gloated when
they paid $19 to outbid Nukes for him at draft. Hurtin' hammies have
hammered Swisher, already preoccupied with new marriage. Disastrous
decisions such as this will cost Berliners the crown as it's time for them
to *DUCK AND RUN.  *
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