[USML Announce] Math Doesn't Add Up For Berliners, Daddies

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEMS*

NEW YORK -- Yankees<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/nyy/new-york-yankees>ace
CC
Sabathia <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/4553/cc-sabathia> is heading
to the disabled list with a strained muscle in his left leg. The
left-hander will be out until after the All-Star break, but manager Joe
Girardi said that if all goes right, Sabathia will miss only two turns in
the rotation.
New York Yankees
<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/nyy/new-york-yankees>suffered
another blow to their starting rotation Wednesday, losing Andy
Pettitte <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/3171/andy-pettitte> for at
least six weeks after the left-hander suffered a fractured left ankle.

Pettitte was hit by a scorching line drive in Wednesday's win against
the Cleveland
Indians <http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-indians>. The
40-year-old is not expected to need surgery.

*LOSERS*

Hoosier Daddies. Pettitte's loss cripples team already in need of coveted
wins points to stay afloat as *PENNANT HOPES SINK*.

Berliners. Can ill afford any injury to Sabathia in light of continued poor
performances by Moore, Archer, Scherzer and Peavy as team *IN A NOSEDIVE TO
DISASTER.*

*WINNERS*

Brats and Nukes. Applying the formula of math wizrd Winick, and then there
were two...

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