[USML Announce] Frozen Calamari

[Brad Jansen]

Sir James, I applaud your sticking to my script with the immaterial
exception of retaining Jason Vargas instead of Wade Davis. You have a most
formidable armada of pitching arms to assist you in battle and King Richard
would do wise to take take heed when I counsel him to retain the likes of
Verlander and Lester.  There will be a scarce supply of worthy twirlers
this draft and my team alone must purchase nine of them....

...Now, it is time for me to travel to Binny's and select a  good Bordeaux
to enjoy while I wait for the hour to strike midnight and maybe then find
the reserve rosters of the Bombers and Angries dotting my email inbox.
Please, lads, I am not as young and spry as once I was. I encourage you to
follow my recommendations, incorporate them by reference and allow your
brethren to begin their draft day preparations.

Tally Hoes!

--Brad Lee The Besotted

On Sat, Mar 3, 2012 at 7:01 AM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at yahoo.com> wrote:

> Here's the Freeze Roster for the LMC:
>
> Active
>
>     Alberto Callaspo 3B $5   Y2 Jose Bautista OF/3B $6  FA Mike Napoli
> C/1B $17  Y2 Jacoby Ellsbury OF $30   Y2 Felix Hernandez P $34  FA C.J.
> Wilson P $7   FA Jason Vargas P $1   Y2 Dan Haren P $27   FA Chris Perez P $10
>   FA
>
>
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> Reserves
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>
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>    Jurickson Profar SS $5  TEX John Lamb P $5  KC Mike Kirkman P $2  TEX
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