[USML Announce] Soria Woes Could Mean Dutch Treat For Bombers

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Mon Mar 19 10:43:06 EDT 2012


Rick, I'm no diagnostician, but your malady likely results from years of
toting fantasy baseball magazines to your drafts. There's a lot of strain
right there.



On Mon, Mar 19, 2012 at 6:52 AM, <rickgam at comcast.net> wrote:

>      A train hit me, a truck that was on the train fell on me, and then a
> 330 lb. steroid monster who was in the truck came out and finished me off.
> Actually, nothing exciting - just old age (arthritis).  I didn't help
> matters at all that I
>
> ignored the pain that started cropping up last year.  Speculation is that
> the cartilage was the first to go, and then
>
> the ligaments and rotator cuff couldn't handle the stress.  So the lesson
> fellows, is don't be a tough guy.  Get those
>
> aches and pains checked out!
>
>     Rick
>
>  ------------------------------
>
> *From: *"Richard Robbins" <rerobbins at itinker.net>
> *To: *"USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
> *Sent: *Monday, March 19, 2012 5:29:46 AM
> *Subject: *Re: [USML Announce] Soria Woes Could Mean Dutch Treat For
> Bombers
>
>
> How did you hurt yourself Rick?
>
> On Sunday, March 18, 2012,  <rickgam at comcast.net> wrote:
> >     Man, I'm glad you're not my Dr., Brad.  My left arm would simply be
> chopped off.  BTW, the news for my shoulder is almost that
> > bad.  After looking at the X-rays and MRIs it's been determined that not
> only is my shoulder missing pretty much all it's cartilage, but
> > I've got a torn rotator cuff, torn ligament, and bone spurs.  Other than
> that ......... The bizarre thing is is that it doesn't really hurt all
> > that much - I've just got extremely limited motion.  The shoulder
> replacement surgery is April 2, so if anyone wants to conduct
> > USML business, please do so before then as it sounds like I'll be
> screwed up with some Limbaugh quality drugs for a bit.
> >    Rick
> > p.s.  How 'bout the Big-Ass 10 in the Tourney so far?  Could easily be
> an MSU-OSU title game.
> >
> > ________________________________
> > From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com>
> > To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
> > Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2012 9:24:42 PM
> > Subject: [USML Announce] Soria Woes Could Mean Dutch Treat For Bombers
> >
> > ITEM
> > Joakim Soria is concerned about the elbow soreness that forced him to
> exit Sunday's game.
> > "Oh, yeah, I'm worried," he said.
> >
> > LOSER
> > Hoosier Daddies' $23 investment in Soria is sunk costs, as the twirler
> is likely done for season. Daddies' pennant hopes SINK LIKE TITANTIC.
> >
> > WINNER
> > Bombers just may have a new closer in Greg Holland, and this good
> fortune might mean this team ia about to CUT AND RUN.
> >
> >
> >
> > _______________________________________________
> > announce mailing list
> > announce at usml.net
> > http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce
> >
> _______________________________________________
> announce mailing list
> announce at usml.net
> http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> announce mailing list
> announce at usml.net
> http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce
>
>
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://usml.net/pipermail/announce_usml.net/attachments/20120319/4aa574ce/attachment-0001.html>


More information about the Announce mailing list