[USML Announce] CAIN IN MY HEART

[Jim Barrett]

And I was expecting a lament for former GOP Candidate Herman Cain...
:-)

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On Mar 22, 2012, at 11:08 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> ITEM
> Lorenzo Cain belted a two-run homer off the Angels' Jered Weaver in one of his three at-bats Thursday.The second-inning longball was a mammoth shot to left field. Cain has brought his power stick to Arizona, as he now has four homers this spring to go along with a .486 batting mark and  other-worldly 1.537 OPS. He'll be the Royals' everyday center fielder this season and holds ample sleeper appeal.
> 
> WINNER
> Angry Young Men. Last year's low-cost investment in this rising young star will pay off big when the AYM's cheap keeper reaps significant dividends in 2012 as the AYM's STOCK RISES.
> 
> 
> LOSER   
> Berliners. Team must move cheap keepers quickly to bolster threadbare roster. Cannot afford the likes of the AYM competing for the same expensive established stars. With other teams' stars beaming in the expanding galaxy of keepers, Berliners' FORTUNES PLUMMET.
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