[USML Announce] Rips' New Closer: Reed All About It

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM (from Sun-Times)*
Rookie right-hander Addison Reed appears more than capable of filling the
closer’s role. Reed (0.00 ERA) pitched a perfect 10th, striking out
Asdrubal Cabrera and Travis Hafner, for his second save.

*WINNER*
Riptorns. Flamethrower joins Rips' closer calvacade and heads to the front
of the pack as Rips *PREPARE TO DOMINATE*.

*LOSER*
Berliners. Crazed decision to spend $16 on Matt Thornton leaves team with
league's most expensive set-up man and raises questions about owner's
mental competency as team is *READY TO ROLL OVER.*
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