[USML Announce] USML WEEK IN REVIEW: HOLY HAMILTON!

[Brad Jansen]

*BERLINERS: *Maintains tenuous hold on first. Mere weeks away from trading
Wil Myers for a closer and SP. Hello, Joe Nathan and Jeff Weaver.....but in
the meantime, *THIS TEAM IS TOPS.*

*LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI*: Even with Hamilton's explosion, injuries continue
to suppress offensive numbers as LMC staggers in runs, RBI and BA*....IS
THE GAP GETTING TOO WIDE?*
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*FLAMING BRATS*: Pujols plus Cabrera = 9.5 *TOTAL PTS* in runs, BA and
homers*. TIME TO BOIL THE WATER.*
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*NUKES*: Loss of Mark Reynolds actually is good news, but Beckett needs
better golf swing to improve team's awful ERA and WHIP as team* NEEDS TO
TURN IT AROUND.*
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*MIGHTY RED HOTS*: Crisp's health woes dampen SB numbers. Too bad Verlander
can't save his own games as team* LOOKS A LITTLE SLUGGISH.*
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*BLOCK's BOMBERS*: Evaluates trade market for Wieters and Fielder
after losing bid for multi-positional Elliot Johnson as it's *ANOTHER WEEK
WITH BRENT MOREL*.

*ANGRY YOUNG MEN*: Eyes 5th place while Melancon regains form in minors but
otherwise this team* DOES NOT INSPIRE.*
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*HOOSIER DADDIES*: Heralds return of Johnny G to active roster but
without a healthy Longoria *IT'S TIME TO CALL WINICK*.*  *
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*KLEIN NINE: *Continues to stay ahead of the two teams that dumped but *THIS
BAD TRIP IS OVER.*
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*AFV: *Will Winick take Dennis to summer school in potential Cano swap?
Otherwise, *IT's NAP TIME*.

*RIPTORNS*: Additions of Marson, Johnson and Mastroianni mean it's *TIME TO
TAKE TEAM SERIOUSLY.*
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