[USML Announce] Gad Doumit! Berliners Burned Again

[Jeffrey Winick]

Let's all sort this through, shall we and then understand why young Mr. 
Adams is smarter than the rest of us (well...all but Brad Lee).

Mr. Jansen traded me Grant Balfour (now a worthless middle reliever), 
John Danks (who would have done less damage had he merely been a 
worthless middle reliever), Ryan Doumit (now headed to the DL), BJ 
Upton (batting a robust .254 since his arrival), and the ever so 
valuable Chris Getz.

Live and learn gentlemen.....live and learn.

If it looks too good to be true, rest assured that it is.

The worst part of it is that you get to read all of his gleeful posts 
while the trade that he pitched as ridiculously unbalanced in your 
favor slowly but surely unravels.

That is all.

Jeffrey "The Idiot Who Never Learns" Winick


-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Wed, May 16, 2012 10:17 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Gad Doumit! Berliners Burned Again


ITEM


Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said there is a good chance Ryan Doumit 
will be placed on the disabled list after he left Wednesday's game with 
a calf injury.


                      It's a shame, as Doumit had really started heating 
up at the plate and had two hits and an RBI before exiting. Joe Mauer 
would figure to see more time behind the plate if Doumit is indeed 
DL-bound, but, unfortunately, it could also mean more playing time for 
Drew Butera.

LOSER
Berliners.  Just as Team Rocket Berliners was preparing its victory 
launch, a key cog in team's wheel of fortune breaks down, as Damon 
Trophy hopes now CRASH AND BURN.

WINNER
Klein Nine. With plenty 'o FAAB bucks available, team poised to bid hot 
and heavy on Butera to replace woeful Recker as hopes BEGIN TO RISE.





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