[USML Announce] Berliners See Red Over Eric

Thu May 17 14:47:47 EDT 2012

If you want Brad to return calls regarding trades, your message needs to say you're Jeff Winick.  That's the only thing that's ever worked for me.

-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Thu, May 17, 2012 12:16 pm
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Berliners See Red Over Eric

I have no record of any subsequent calls.
But if you have a private offer you want to make perhaps it's best to email me in order to avoid any potential issues about miscommunication or public humiliation at the hands of our fellow owners.

On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 11:57 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:

What about my subsequent calls?  One and done?

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:06 AM 

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Mr. Blocker, I returned your call the same day you left your message: May 15. You obviously had left for the day.

On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 10:48 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:

So the answer is no?

Give me a call, I have some guys who are $15 also!

Oh wait, I did call you a couple times this week to make a deal, but I guess my phone doesn’t ring as well as others….

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:40 AM 

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Hey, if Jeffrey keeps trading me guys like Trout....

On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 10:37 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:

Brad:  Is there a term limit on your presidency of the Berliners Fan Club?  Just curious…

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:56 AM
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Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Berliners See Red Over Eric

Mark:

   If that happens, the Mighty Moustakas moves to first and Wil Myers (who is seeing time again at 3B) will get called up and likely lead the Berliners to the Damon. Myers is the best minor leaguer available on anyone's team other than mine.

Brad 

On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 9:53 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:

>From Rotoworld, Buyer Beware:

Eric Hosmer went 0-for-7 in Wednesday's 15-inning loss to the Orioles.
Hosmer's latest brutal night makes him just 9-for-59 in the month of May, and leaves him with a borderline unfathomable .174/.237/.319 triple slash. We still expect Hosmer to ultimately make himself useful in mixed leagues this season, but there's no reason for him to be in your starting lineup outside of deeper AL-only leagues for the time being. If he continues to struggle to this magnitude, it's not inconceivable that Kansas City may send him to Triple-A to iron out his swing.

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:49 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Berliners See Red Over Eric

ITEM

Eric Hosmer is vastly underwhelming in his sophomore season.Over 34 games, he has a .174/.243/.326 line in 144 plate appearances. In a season where very little has gone right, Hosmer is a big part of the “gone wrong” column.
LOSERS
Berliners. With Swisher falling back to earth, Doumit sidelined and Upton underperforming, Hosmer now offers only faint hope for team desparately thirsting for power production as hopes to capture Damon START TO DRY UP.
WINNER
Adams Family Values. Berliners' raging desire for Chris Davis only grows deeper with each Hosmer o'fer as AFV SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER.

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