[USML Announce] USML Week In Review

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Mon May 21 12:14:10 EDT 2012


*BERLINERS*: Total points are decreasing, still no closer, but another week
passes and this team is *STAYIN' ALIVE*.

*FLAMING BRATS: *A sizzling week catapults team into 2nd place -- and still
no meaningful contributions from Pujols. Brats, *YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN'*.

*NUKES: *Huge week sends team's point totals skyrocketing. Kerbs, when you
decide to trade for steals, you know you can *RUN TO ME. *
**
*LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: *Team plummets due to poor offense, too little
Ellsbury and *TOO MUCH HEAVEN.*
**
*MIGHTY RED HOTS: *Another week in fifth. Aging owner prefers complacency
as he remains *HORIZONTAL.*
**
*ANGRY YOUNG MEN: *Edges up to 6th place, but with little talent to trade
team faces several *LONELY DAYS.*
**
*HOOSIER DADDIES: *Team holding its own at the 7 spot. Injuries continue to
test owner whose *STILL WATERS RUN DEEP.*
**
*BLOCK's BOMBERS: *Another week, another drop in the standings. Trade
chatter nothing more than *JIVE TALKIN'*.

*KLEIN NINE: *Each day owner checks Rasmus's numbers and asks himself *HOW
CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART? *
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*RIPTORNS: *Baseball's most exciting player toils on one of the USML's
worst teams: nothing short of a *TRAGEDY.*

*ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: *When it comes to Cano inquiries, all Adams needs to
ask is *HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?*
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