[USML Announce] Easier Said Than Bundy

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I once heard that "mild elbow tightness" was the leading symptom noted on the appointments of Dr. Jobe's patients.



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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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Subject: [USML Announce] Easier Said Than Bundy


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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla.— 
Orioles top prospect Dylan Bundy has been shut down after experiencing some mild elbow tightness in his throwing arm.
"He's going to rest it for a few more days until it goes away, and we expect that to be in a couple of days and then at that point he would resume his throwing," Orioles executive vice president Dan Duquette said. "He's had some tightness for a couple of days. I think it came to light last week."
LOSER
Riptorns. Twice burned --by HDs, who sweet talked Rips into trading away stud starter Jeff Niemann for Bundy, and Berliners, who demanded that Rips retain Bundy as part of "strategy" that Winick purportedly devised on Jansen's behalf-- Rips now must watch their SEASON GO DOWN IN FLAMES. 
WINNERS
Mighty Red Hots and Berliners. Without Bundy, the Rips --the only team capable of defeating them-- must now watch helplessly as these two megatrons go BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE.




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