[USML Announce] Ain't No Use In Brian

[Jim Barrett]

Nunez is batting .400 with an SB while playing SS. You can nix the idea of Nix claiming the job.

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On Apr 5, 2013, at 3:23 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> Mark, I'd love to talk to you, but it appears that all you want to discuss is how my team can dump its talent to you. That is not a discussion I am prepared to embrace at this time. Now that the Prince has warmed up and Jayson Nix is about to claim the NY SS gig, it's a matter of when, not if, the Rips storm the ramparts. Enjoy you brief moment on the shining hill. It's over.  
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> On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 1:43 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
> Actually, I suggest we end the season today, because I just don’t things could ever be going better for the Bombers.  A small recap:
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> 1.  Preseason:  Brad confers “contender” status on my team.
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> 2.  Draft:  Jeff W. praises my draft as “not awful.”
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> 3.  First week:  I am in first place, and the outcome-determinative Alexi Casilla piece magically clicks into place.
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> How can it get better?
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>   -- Mark B.
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> P.S. Brad:  Thanks for all of the accolades.  I’d thank you by phone, but you seem not be able to return my calls, so this public shout-out will have to do.
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> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
> Sent: Friday, April 05, 2013 1:27 PM
> To: USML Announcements
> Subject: [USML Announce] Ain't No Use In Brian
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> ITEM
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> BALTIMORE -- Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts will be sidelined 3-4 weeks with a ruptured tendon behind his right knee.
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> LOSER
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> Klein 9. Team's foolish belief that Roberts could stay healthy for even longer than a work week leaves team LIMPING OUT OF THE GATE. 
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> WINNER
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> Block's Bombers. Evil genius owner's $1 purchase of Alexi Casilla all but assures team's hold on first as team IS READY TO BARNSTORM.  
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