[USML Announce] Size more? No - Size less!

[Brad Jansen]

I've told Winick to cease and desist so many times I've lost track. I'll
also add that my publishing staff does its best to avoid mocking teams who
lose players to season-ending injuries, subject to these general
exceptions: (i) the player is a Berliner; or (ii) the injury benefits the
Riptorns. Every member of my writing staff is held to these strict
journalistic  principles.
--*Ed.*


On Wed, Apr 10, 2013 at 8:52 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:

> Do you have Brad's permission to issue a release?
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com>
> To: announce <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed, Apr 10, 2013 8:43 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Size more? No - Size less!
>
>  This just in from Oakland:
> Scott Sizemore has re-torn his left ACL and will miss the entire 2013
> season, reports Susan Slusser of the San Francisco Chronicle<https://twitter.com/susanslusser/status/322140756976496640>
>  .
> WINNER: Nukes pluck Eric Sogard out of the free agent pool and find
> themselves with a full time second baseman.
> LOSER: Everyone associated with the ill-fated trade between the Hoosier
> Daddies and the Klein Nine.
> Jeff
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