[USML Announce] No Fister Famine For Mighty Red Hots

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Thu Apr 11 16:05:22 EDT 2013


*ITEM*
Doug Fister lowered ERA to 2.77 today in procuring yet another win for
Detroit Tigers.

*WINNER*
Mighty Red Hots. While Berliners struggle with Sabathia and whatever other
dreck Nukes tossed them, MRH surge through standings on the wings of
Verlander and Fister as team *SOARS INTO SUNLIGHT.*
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*LOSERS*
Berliners and Bombers. Former lacks the hitting and latter lacks the
pitching to stay perched on their precarious lofts as teams soon shall *PLUNGE
INTO DARKNESS.*
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