[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners Keep Bobbing Along

[Brad Jansen]

*Berliners *From Kendrick to Crisp, Butler to Burton, this team is ready to*
 **LET GO AND HAUL.*

*Bombers  *Holland targets saves record, team dominates in all pitching
categories but Bombers can only *FOLLOW THE FLAGSHIP.*

*Mighty Red Hots  *Team makes meteoric rise in standings as MRH prepares *TO
READY ABOUT.*
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*Riptorns  *With Tank and Reyes in sick bay, the good ship Riptorns is *TAKING
ON WATER*.

*Angry Young Men  *Listless pitching leaves this team's Damon hopes *ABOUT
TO CAPSIZE.*
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*Flaming Brats  *Pretty pitching, but punchless offense* *means* IT's TIME
TO SWING THE COMPASS.*
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*Lake Michigan Calamari *As* *Pujols' maladies worsen, team realizes its
place in the standings is *ABOUT TO FALL OFF.*

*Hoosier Daddies  *Team cannot Harang on much longer as the poor HDs
must*BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES.
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*Klein Nine  *As team struggles to reach 50 points, it's time the owner *KISSES
THE GUNNER's DAUGHTER.*
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*Nukes  *Appropriating Yu Darvish from MRH was the season's best *ACT OF
PIRACY. *
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*Adams Family Values  *When team continues to list behind a team that
already dumped, *IT's TIME FOR A SHAKEDOWN CRUISE.    *
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