[USML Announce] K-9's Johnson's Limp

[Andrew Klein]

Francisco Cervelli is highly insulted that his broken hand did not merit 
an item report from the the Jansen News Service.

-Andy

On 4/26/13 4:46 PM, rickgam at comcast.net wrote:
> Greetings;
>    I thought we agreed to never again utter the name of that vile 
> pitcher who shall go by the initials A.L. since he brings up such 
> horrid memories?
>  RG
>
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> *From: *"Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com>
> *To: *"USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
> *Sent: *Friday, April 26, 2013 3:07:41 PM
> *Subject: *[USML Announce] K-9's Johnson's Limp
>
> *ITEM*
>
> NEW YORK -- The Toronto Blue Jays 
> <http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/tor/toronto-blue-jays> have 
> scratched Josh Johnson 
> <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/6435/josh-johnson> from his start 
> against the New York Yankees 
> <http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/nyy/new-york-yankees> because of 
> right triceps tightness, and they are sending left-hander Aaron Laffey 
> <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/28835/aaron-laffey> to the mound 
> in his place.
>
> The Blue Jays said Friday the move is precautionary.
>
> Johnson has struggled in four starts since coming to Toronto in an 
> offseason trade with Miami that also netted Jose Reyes 
> <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/5411/jose-reyes> and Mark Buehrle 
> <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/4454/mark-buehrle>. Reyes is on 
> the disabled list with an injured ankle.
>
> The right-handed Johnson is 0-1 with a 6.86 ERA.
>
> *LOSER*
>
> Klein 9. Klein 9's top starter off to flaccid start as owner deals 
> with *ENTIRE TEAM DYSFUNCTION.*
>
> *WINNER*
>
> Berliners. As another team collapses, Berliners'  league lead 
> *CONTINUES TO BULGE.*
>
>
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