[USML Announce] Reserve Roster Hot Sheet: Youthful Blend of Speed and Power Propel Riptorns Juggernaut

[Brad Jansen]

This reserve list does not boast the Brats' pitching or the Red Hots'
power, but it sure stands up to the Berliners:

   Moose-5: 2nd half slump merely the result of injury nags; he'll be back
blasting taters out of Kaufman
   Tank-1: this Cuban WMD just started tapping into his titanic power
   Montero-2: OF fans in Safeco no longer safe with moved-in fences
   Elvis-27: the King of AL Shortstops will steal and score more in '13
   Will The Thrill Middlebrooks-1: Beantown fans already forget about Youk
   Chisenhall-9: Tribe's best power-hitting third sacker since Thome
   Jennings-10: bye-bye, B.J.--here's Tampa's new OF stud
   Trout-15: you've heard of him
   Bundy-5: the next King Felix, except he's a Riptorn for life

Bring it on home, Berliners. Your 5th place slot is waiting.....
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