[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--IanIsBelievin'

Mon Jan 21 20:26:29 EST 2013

Why? I'll bet I could get Candice & Heidi to divulge whether they think Colby Rasmus is a keeper at $14. 
RG 

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He should take his nephews, not you, Rick! 

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On Jan 21, 2013, at 8:20 PM, rickgam at comcast.net wrote: 

Doug; 
Are you in need of a P.A./intern/shoeshiner these next two weeks? 
RG 

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From: "Doug Shabelman" < Doug.Shabelman at burnsent.com > 
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Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 6:20:26 PM 
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For those of you unwilling to pay attention to these trades, barbs and sales pitches for magazines, look up Candice Swanepoel--that's who I'm shooting with tomorrow in NYC. 

Doug Shabelman, President 
Burns Entertainment & Sports Marketing, Inc. 
(847)866-9400 (office) 
(773)269-9732 (mobile) 

>From : Andrew Klein [ mailto:anrklein at gmail.com ] 
Sent : Monday, January 21, 2013 06:12 PM 
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... and get the magazine out already, Jeff. I'm staying up at night worrying about whether Colby Rasmus is worth keeping at $14. 

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On Jan 21, 2013, at 6:51 PM, Jeff Winick < jhwinick at aol.com > wrote: 

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No Chief Keef is not on staff. Nor is Chief Wanna Hocka Luey or whomever else Mr. B is referring to. 

The magazine research staff proclaim this a big win for the RipTorns. Chisenhal has some potential value but likely would have been available at the draft for a similar price. Roberts is broken and certainly would have been available for $5 or less. Kinsler is a 20/20 middle infielder and is MOT. 'Nuff said. 

Jeff 
The Big Chief 

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On Jan 21, 2013, at 5:39 PM, Andrew Klein < anrklein at gmail.com > wrote: 

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I'm totally lost in this conversation. Does Chief Keef write for Winick's magazine?? 

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On Jan 21, 2013, at 5:47 PM, "Blocker, Mark B." < mblocker at Sidley.com > wrote: 

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Brad: Chief Keef (Northbrook, IL, by the way) says the deal is “Murda” for the Klein Nine. 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [ mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net ] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen 
Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 3:48 PM 
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I consult with WFF before consummating any act. 

On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 3:46 PM, Blocker, Mark B. < mblocker at sidley.com > wrote: 

Did you consult with Waka Flacka Flame before consummating this deal? 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto: announce-bounces at usml.net ] On Behalf Of springkerb at aol.com 
Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 3:45 PM 
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So, Roberts, Chisenhall and Kinsler will all be available on Draft Day, right? 

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From: Brad Jansen < bljansen at gmail.com > 
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Sent: Mon, Jan 21, 2013 3:41 pm 
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The Klein Nine and Riptorns heralded President Obama's second term as President and Lupe Fiasco's antiwar stance by announcing the first trade of 2013. The Riptorns parted company with veteran speedster Brian Still Tryin' Roberts and young slugger Lonnie Chisenhall to acquire noted second sacker Ian Kinsler. 

"I needed to add a new dimension to my roster, and this deal meets by learning and business objectives," explained Professor Klein. "I already have a fairly substantial chunk of salary dedicated to players like Granderson (25), Alexei Ramirez (24), Edwin Encarnacion (16) and Hector Noesi (10). This move allows to me to plug some offensive holes with cheap, undervalued talent. I'm all about the former, if not the latter." 

As for Jansen, "It just felt like the right time. It's always the right time to do a deal. There simply was no place for Chisenhall on my roster and if I had to move Roberts to get Kinsler, so be it. With Andrus-Kinsler anchoring my MI, I have a keystone combo I always dreamt about, especially after seven Diet Cokes on draft day. Plus, I have a hedge if one or the other gets traded to the NL. Let this deal be a statement to the rest of the USML: this is the year the Rips get serious. Now, Calamari, call me about Profar, please!!" 

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