[USML Announce] Hoosiers No Closer To Off-Season Deal

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Mon Jan 28 16:13:39 EST 2013


*ITEM:*
Tigers steward Jim Leyland confirms Bruce Rondon will be Tigers' closer
because Joqauin Benoit cannot pitch back-to-back days.

*LOSER:*
Hoosier Daddies. Lukewarm off-season trade interest in Benoit ($6) just got
colder with Leyland proclamation. For bitter Daddies, it's now Lavarnway or
the highway as trade prospects dwindle.

*WINNER:*
Riptorns. Team's subtle marketing of wunderkind Addison Reed ($15) draws
significant interest as teams tire of Daddies' overzealous efforts to
peddle set-up men (Benoit),  former closers (Soria) and soon-to-be former
closers (Frieri).
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