[USML Announce] Hoosiers No Closer To Off-Season Deal

[rickgam at comcast.net]

Alright, Brad Lee, I'm wise to your clever disinformation campaign, but I'm still keeping my man Joaquin. He'll be worth 
at least $6, closing or not. I'll freely admit Soria's not going to be worth anywhere near $12, so have at him. But Frieri? 
Guess who Andy's bible (TSN Fantasy Mag) projects as the most valuable AL closer? That's right, they list Ernesto above 
Nathan! If Frieri is not closing for this year's World Series champs, I'll eat another bug! Counting the days until 3/17, 
Rick 

----- Original Message -----
From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> 
To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net> 
Sent: Monday, January 28, 2013 3:13:39 PM 
Subject: [USML Announce] Hoosiers No Closer To Off-Season Deal 

ITEM: 
Tigers steward Jim Leyland confirms Bruce Rondon will be Tigers' closer because Joqauin Benoit cannot pitch back-to-back days. 


LOSER: 
Hoosier Daddies. Lukewarm off-season trade interest in Benoit ($6) just got colder with Leyland proclamation. For bitter Daddies, it's now Lavarnway or the highway as trade prospects dwindle. 


WINNER: 
Riptorns. Team's subtle marketing of wunderkind Addison Reed ($15) draws significant interest as teams tire of Daddies' overzealous efforts to peddle set-up men (Benoit), former closers (Soria) and soon-to-be former closers (Frieri). 
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