[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Red Hot Sizzle

[Brad Jansen]

*Mighty Red Hots  *Topple Berliners from leader board, but with Shane in
pain and Wilhelmsen's control flagging, *HOW LONG CAN THIS LAST?*
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*Berliners  *Lands Valverde and hot-hitting Hosmer in a single fell swoop,
but this team is *STILL LOW ON POWER. *
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*Riptorns  *Soars past Bombers, but waning offensive numbers mean this
team's *WINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CLIPPED.*
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*Bombers  *Vernon Wells playing worse than Casper at this point as
team's *SUMMER
PLUMMET HAS BEGUN.*
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*Lake Michigan Calamari  *Pujols + Hamilton = 6 total points in R/HR/RBI
for this team as *SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP.*
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*Angry Young Men  *Chris Davis alone cannot carry an offense that's *GONE
UP IN SMOAK.*
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*Flaming Brats  *Offense lacks spark to jump start as 2012 champions now
must wonder *WHAT'S THE MORROW OF THIS STORY?*
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*Klein Nine  *Bottom feeders in SB and WHIP, team is stuck *IN THE SHUCK
AND MIRE.*
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*Hoosier Daddies * Sitting on a powder keg of tradeable talent, this team
is *SET FOR EARLY FIREWORKS DISPLAY. *
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*Nukes  *2014 favorites continue to wheel, deal and *HOPE FOR AN EARLY
SPRINGER.*
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*AFV  *With Dunn not hitting even half his weight and half of team on DL,
all it can do is *PRAY AND THANK BLEVINS.*
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