[USML Announce] K-9 Must Sniff For Another Closer

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

CLEVELAND -- Drug agents are investigating a narcotics delivery to the home
of Cleveland Indians<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-indians>closer
Chris
Perez <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/29134/chris-perez>, authorities
said Wednesday.

Rocky River Police Chief Kelly Stillman said city officers, a regional
narcotics unit and postal inspectors were involved in Tuesday's operation
to investigate a delivery to the Perez home in the lakeside Cleveland
suburb.

*LOSER*

K-9. Mediocre team already stinging from pending suspensions of Cervelli
and Cruz, now must cope with loss of stoner closer as season goes *UP IN
SMOKE.*

*WINNER*

Mighty Red Hots. Cleveland closer in waiting Chad Allen continues to shine
for 1st place team as it *PLOUFFES THE MAGIC DRAGON. *
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