[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal

[Brad Jansen]

That would be Eric "One Home Run" Hosmer, correct, the swishing first
baseman who makes Mike "Spanky" Squires (CWS, 75-85) look like Babe Ruth?

Has ever before in the history of the USML did a player of such mediocrity
get traded not once -but *twice!*- in dump deals?

A word to K-9, AFV and anyone else thinking to dump: call me know or don't
call at all. I can't afford to fall further back but don't want to go down
without further fight.

Brad Lee Badtempered

On Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 5:18 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com>wrote:

> Brad Lee threw down the gauntlet and I eagerly pick it up.****
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> In a quick strike reminiscent of the RipTorns, the Hoosier Daddies have
> followed up on their trade with Brad Lee, by immediately engaging yours
> truly in the following mutually beneficial transaction:****
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> The Berliners trade Eric Hosmer, David Murphy(*) and Chris Young****
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> for****
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> Robinson Cano (*), Ben Zobrist (*) and Darren O’Day.****
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