[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Bombers Take Flight

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The time has come for me to protest the elitist bent of these missives.  Not all of us are title candidates, but don't we also deserve our fair measure of respect (or disrespect, as the case may be)?

Dissed in HP

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tue, Jun 25, 2013 8:57 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Bombers Take Flight


Bombers  Team committed to a no-trade run at the Damon and RIGHT NOW IT'S LOOKIN' GOOD.

Berliners  Bombers seek crown with one closer--with Valverde DFA'd Berliners wonder CAN THEY DO THE SAME?

MRH  Closeted Bruins fan frets over Verlander's struggles and wonders WHERE IS THE STARTING PITCHING? 

Riptorns  Team nets 10 new players via trades, but can barely hold off the Calamari as IT'S TIME TO GET SALE OFFERS.

Lake Michigan Calamari  Hamilton and Pujols useless but thanks to Carp THERE'S NO SQUID IN THIS TEAM. 

AYM  Profar so good, but A-Rod antics leave this team between HEAVEN AND HELLICKSON.

Flaming Brats Iglesias seizes Bosox third base gig as team wonders IS IT TIME TO MOVE THE WIENER?


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