[USML Announce] Dogs To Dump

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Mon Mar 11 16:07:27 EDT 2013


*BERLINERS:  *Desmond Jennings. Early ST ankle woes plus Sam Fuld = spot on
the bench for this light hitting injury prone speedster.

*BOMBERS: *David Ortiz. Who cares if he's only a buck. Why devote a roster
spot to a aging veteran who may never play again?

*KLEIN NINE: *Anybody but Encarnacion. This ain't a team, it's a kennel.

*NUKES: *Casey Janssen. "Right shoulder injury"...."slow but steady
progress"...woof woof.....

*HOOSIER DADDIES: *Brian Roberts. He's no Ryan Flaherty.

*MIGHTY RED HOTS: *None. This is the perfect reserve roster for the next
championship team.

*LMC: *Eduardo Nunez. Show some respect for Derek Jeter.

*AYM: *Torii Hunter. Will be squeezed for playing time between Boesch and
Berry.
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*BRATS: *Arencibia. * *Makes Saltalamacchia look like Rod Carews.
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*AFV: *Brett Anderson. Pitchers who can't bend over to lace up their cleats
aren't safe bets.* *
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*That's all, folks!!!*
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