[USML Announce] Dogs To Dump

Mon Mar 11 17:30:36 EDT 2013

You don't fear Sam Fuld?

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From: Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Mon, Mar 11, 2013 3:11 pm
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Dogs To Dump

Isn’t there a team missing?

I might quibble with some of your recommendations, but you’ve clearly got the Might Red Hots pegged.  Short of a complete meltdown on draft day, I don’t see any way that they don’t win.  

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Monday, March 11, 2013 3:07 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Dogs To Dump

BERLINERS:  Desmond Jennings. Early ST ankle woes plus Sam Fuld = spot on the bench for this light hitting injury prone speedster.

BOMBERS: David Ortiz. Who cares if he's only a buck. Why devote a roster spot to a aging veteran who may never play again?

KLEIN NINE: Anybody but Encarnacion. This ain't a team, it's a kennel. 

NUKES: Casey Janssen. "Right shoulder injury"...."slow but steady progress"...woof woof.....

HOOSIER DADDIES: Brian Roberts. He's no Ryan Flaherty.

MIGHTY RED HOTS: None. This is the perfect reserve roster for the next championship team.

LMC: Eduardo Nunez. Show some respect for Derek Jeter.

AYM: Torii Hunter. Will be squeezed for playing time between Boesch and Berry.

BRATS: Arencibia.  Makes Saltalamacchia look like Rod Carews.

AFV: Brett Anderson. Pitchers who can't bend over to lace up their cleats aren't safe bets. 

That's all, folks!!!

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