[USML Announce] Dogs To Dump

[Richard Robbins]

I can certainly manage a complete meltdown on draft day.

On Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 3:10 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com>wrote:

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> Isn’t there a team missing?****
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> I might quibble with some of your recommendations, but you’ve clearly got
> the Might Red Hots pegged.  Short of a complete meltdown on draft day, I
> don’t see any way that they don’t win.  ****
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Monday, March 11, 2013 3:07 PM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* [USML Announce] Dogs To Dump****
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> *BERLINERS:  *Desmond Jennings. Early ST ankle woes plus Sam Fuld = spot
> on the bench for this light hitting injury prone speedster.****
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> *BOMBERS: *David Ortiz. Who cares if he's only a buck. Why devote a
> roster spot to a aging veteran who may never play again?****
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> *KLEIN NINE: *Anybody but Encarnacion. This ain't a team, it's a kennel. *
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> *NUKES: *Casey Janssen. "Right shoulder injury"...."slow but steady
> progress"...woof woof.....****
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> *HOOSIER DADDIES: *Brian Roberts. He's no Ryan Flaherty.****
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> *MIGHTY RED HOTS: *None. This is the perfect reserve roster for the next
> championship team.****
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> *LMC: *Eduardo Nunez. Show some respect for Derek Jeter.****
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> *AYM: *Torii Hunter. Will be squeezed for playing time between Boesch and
> Berry.****
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> *BRATS: *Arencibia. * *Makes Saltalamacchia look like Rod Carews.****
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> *AFV: *Brett Anderson. Pitchers who can't bend over to lace up their
> cleats aren't safe bets.* *****
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> *That's all, folks!!!*****
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