[USML Announce] Annual Who's Buying Whom Predictions
Richard Robbins
rerobbins at itinker.net
Thu Mar 14 19:49:48 EDT 2013
We can discuss on the way in to the draft.
I assume you will ride with me, per tradition.
-- Rich
On Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 6:37 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
> Send me your target list so I can advise you appropriately.
>
> Helpfully yours,
>
> Mark
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Thu, Mar 14, 2013 6:36 pm
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Annual Who's Buying Whom Predictions
>
> Hey Jeff,
>
> Exactly none of the guys you listed are on my target list.
>
> Perhaps I will ignore my list and revert to my well established
> tendencies.
>
> -- Rich
>
> On Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 6:35 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>
>> I've already decided I will do NO price enforcing this year. Every
>> single bid will be a genuine attempt to buy. Seriously.
>>
>> Mark
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com>
>> To: announce <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Thu, Mar 14, 2013 5:27 pm
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Annual Who's Buying Whom Predictions
>>
>> Given the well established tendencies of the USML owners, I hereby
>> predict those players that will end up on each of our respective rosters:
>>
>> *Red Hots*: Lance Berkman/Brett Myers/Bud Norris - Rich's tendency is
>> to pick up players with a considerable delta between "market" value and
>> "Shandler" value. Berkman and Myers are therefore locks to be on the Red
>> Hots. Rich also often responds to my little annoyances. That puts Mr.
>> Norris is play.
>> *Rip Torns*: Peter Bourjos/Alexei Ramirez/Adam Dunn - Brad Lee like
>> them young and under the radar (Bourjos) and, of course, likes his White
>> Sox. He'll also make a run at Fielder, but he'll drop out when the bidding
>> hits $40.
>> *Bombers*: Trevor Plouffe/Brett Gardner/Evan Longoria/Matt Wieters -
>> Mr. B drifts towards post-injury guys with big reputations. Gardner and
>> Longoria fit the bill perfectly. He also tends to pick up former Berliners
>> which makes Plouffe a strong candidate. And in the midst of all of the
>> ribbing that he'll be getting from Andy during the Wieters bidding, there's
>> no way he doesn't pull the trigger.
>> *Berliners: *Kevin Youkilis/Ian Kinsler - Two Jewish players available
>> in the draft. And they're even halfway decent, to boot. They will be mine!
>> *Nukes*: Albert Pujols/Prince Fielder - One of the two will be a Nuke.
>> Mark will screw around a bit too much trying to price enforce and he'll
>> end up going a dollar too far. He might also buy Youkilis or Kinsler if he
>> isn't careful.
>> *Klein Nine: *Felix Dubront/Joe Saunders - The single most predictable
>> thing in the draft is that the Klein Nine go cheap on pitching. And they
>> like two kinds of cheap pitchers (ok - three, if you count bad): young
>> pitchers with bad numbers that are hyped to improve and old workhorses.
>> Dubront is the epitome of the former and Saunders is the epitome of the
>> latter.
>> *Calamari: *Jose Bautista/John Jaso/Paul Konerko/Derek Jeter* - *Unlike
>> Brad Lee and John, Jim likes them old. Konerko and Jeter are the two
>> oldest productive players available, which makes them prime candidates for
>> the Calamari. Jim also develops man crushes and the guess here is that he
>> won't be able to say goodbye to either Jose or Mr. Jaso.
>> *Skippies: *Albert Pujols/Prince Fielder/King Felix - Dennis is playing
>> to win and he'll go after a proven commodity to provide the foundation. My
>> money is on Pujols since Skippy seems to have a soft spot for him.
>> *Hoosiers: *Jose Altuve/Elvis Andrus - It's easier to identify who
>> won't be on Rick's team than who will be. Luke Scott and Stephen Drew are
>> both assholes and therefore disqualified as potential Hoosier Daddies. So,
>> who will he be drafting? Rick is adept at identifying the young prospect
>> on the verge of a breakout. Altuve is the epitome of such a player.
>> Andrus is already a known quantity, but he's only 24 and Rick will like
>> his chances to get better.
>> *Angry Young Men: *Mark Teixeira/Mariano Rivera/Alex Rodriguez -
>> Assuming Doug isn't day dreaming about one of the young lovelies from a
>> recent photo shoot, he will be thinking about the team from which he seems
>> to always go - the Yankees.
>> *Brats: *Trevor Bauer/Vance Worley/Jared Burton - Just like Brad Lee,
>> John likes them young, but when they're young and from Minnesota, he simply
>> can't resist. Worley and Burton are quintessential Brat pitchers. And
>> Trevor Bauer is the highest rated young arm on the board. You can write
>> his name in pen on the Brats roster.
>>
>> I was tempted to send this to an independent third party and then have
>> it redistributed after the draft. But I believe that our respective
>> tendencies are sufficiently strong that it won't affect the outcome.
>>
>> Let's see.
>>
>> Jeff
>>
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