[USML Announce] Reality v. Winick

Mon Mar 18 11:16:39 EDT 2013

My good Jeffrey, here's the bottom line:
   You claim that the MRH are vulnerable because they have a part-time
catcher.
    Every team has one or so dead spots or question marks, but your team is
rife with them. You freely admit to 7 such players on your own team (i.e.,
30% of your active roster), and that tally does not include the likes of
Hosmer (the next Daric Barton?), Manny Machado (less than 200 MLB AB),
Melky (let's see what happens without PEDs), and Luke Scott (what happens
if the Rapture comes? I know you'll still be here, Jeffrey, but what about
Luke?).
     My dear brother Jeffrey, I acknowledge we play fantasy baseball, but
you, good fellow, play in an alternative universe. This years Berliners
squad, according to my hardwired hardware, is a *PRETENDER.*
*     * I shall provide my complete list of pretenders/contenders later on.
It goes without saying that the MRH are a *CONTENDER, *and have little to
worry over the likes of the Berliners.
*      *In any event, Jeffrey, I am glad that you are, in your parlance,
"ready to rock and roll." May I suggest, however, a less raucous approach
to USML 2013.

*-  *Brother Brad Lee
   USML Inspector General * *

On Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 10:03 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

>  More details coming, but here's the bottom line:
>
>  The top two teams are Berliners and Red Hots - both will be in the
> drivers seat this season.  Weaknesses for the Red Hots are 2nd catcher
> (Hayes) and 5th outfielder (Sweeney).  Two slots that he ought to have
> little trouble filling with a dump trade or two.  But what is he going to
> dump?  Best keepers are Darvish and Wilhelmson but they are going to be
> hard to replace.  Zunino is a nice bean, but we all know how bean catchers
> generally do.  However, this team is solid and will be in it to win it.
>
>  Berliners have a quintessential Shandler team, but with a number of
> question marks - Parmalee, Lowrie, Young, Scott, Bailey, Tillman and Danks
> to be precise.  If they perform as hoped, Berliners are the team to beat.
>  If they struggle, Berliners have lots of work to do.  But the Berliners
> have plenty of players to trade:  Hosmer, Machado, Jennings, Peavy, Moore
> and Buxton.  Definitely in it to win it.
>
>  The only other team that looks like a serious challenger is, believe it
> or not, the Bombers.  No real holes other than Alexi Casilla, which isn't a
> big deal.  Great balance and if he gets lucky with his pitchers (Hughes,
> Santana, Strailey), he will be in serious contention for the Damon.  Of
> course, Mark's well known reluctance to pull the trigger on a deal will be
> an impediment, but there's no question this was an outstanding draft for
> the Bombers.
>
>  Other contenders, in order of strength are: Hoosier Daddies, Skippies,
> Riptorns and Klein Nine.  I'll provide further details tomorrow.
>
>  Good luck everyone.  The shop is open and the Berliners are ready to
> rock and roll.
>
>  Jeff
>
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: rickgam <rickgam at comcast.net>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Sun, Mar 17, 2013 8:28 pm
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Best Day of The Year
>
>      I guess you haven't heard the news that Prince experienced an
> epiphany and decided to retire!  BTW, my
> secret formula has Rich as the favorite, but not by much.  Surprisingly,
> yours truly and Jeff W. seem to be on
> his heels, and there's a clump right behind us.  Hey, I'm only the
> messenger.  And it might be a surprise to
> some, but considering only who was drafted today, for the 2nd year in a
> row I have Jim Barrett coming away
> with the strongest draft.
>    Rick
>
> ------------------------------
> *From: *"Mark Blocker" <blockermark at gmail.com>
> *To: *"USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
> *Sent: *Sunday, March 17, 2013 8:14:21 PM
> *Subject: *Re: [USML Announce] Best Day of The Year
>
> Best email of the day.  Thanks for the hardy chuckle.
>
>  Note to the league:  I have started to post the rosters I have, but I am
> still missing some.
>
>  Brad:  don't have a cardiac arrest but somehow Prince Fielder is not in
> the database.  Seriously.
>
>
> On Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 7:28 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Kerbs, thanks for the link.
>> Good seeing everyone today, including our special guest Jeff Cohen. Jeff
>> W, thanks for the cardboard boxes and diet Coke. Awesome. I am so charged
>> up right now I could trade away Trout.
>> Andy, thanks for your entertaining impersonation of Woody Allen playing
>> fantasy baseball.... Please, next year bring your life coach or therapist.
>>
>> Rock and roll in '13. The Rips are ready to at least take down the
>> Berliners' wall.img
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 6:54 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>> I enjoyed it, too, although it's better to at least be able to hope for
>>> a chance at a title run.  Oh well, not this year.  It was great to see all
>>> of you.
>>>
>>> For those of you with designs on the title, I have three words:  first
>>> mover advantage.
>>>
>>> By the way, here's a link to the BA capsule bio on the guy I took with
>>> the last pick in the rotation draft (he actually does exist):
>>> http://www.baseballamerica.com/statistics/players/cards/38961.
>>>
>>> Mark
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>  -----Original Message-----
>>> From: Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>
>>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>>> Sent: Sun, Mar 17, 2013 4:57 pm
>>> Subject: [USML Announce] Best Day of The Year
>>>
>>>   As Andy always says, our draft day is the best day of the year.  And
>>> today was no exception.
>>>
>>>  It was great to see all of you.
>>>
>>>  Jeff -- thanks for hosting.
>>>
>>>  Mark B -- thanks for everything that you do to keep the league running.
>>>
>>>  Can someone tell me what Jeff paid for Parmalee?
>>>
>>>  -- Rich
>>>
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