[USML Announce] USML 2013: GENTLEMEN, STAR YOUR INNNNNNN----JUNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS

[Brad Jansen]

USML 2013: The Great Campaign starts tomorrow night, when Jose Altuve
(Rips, $30) leads the Astros against the overrated Rangers.....speaking of
overrated, let's take one more quick peak at the Berliners and the rst of
the competition as the great race gets underway:


 *AFV: *Ballsy move to acquire Weaver and savvy trade for Veras means *THIS
TEAM WILL NOT BE KICKED TO THE CURB.*

 *AYM: *Coke better snort some saves; otherwise, this team's *GOING NOWHERE.
*

 *BERLINERS: *If team's talent pool were half as* *big as owner's ego, no
garage could contain it, but as things stand this team's 2013 Damon hopes *ARE
STUCK IN NEUTRAL.*

 *BOMBERS*: Owner better put down draft day accolades, take a look at the
road map to trading  *AND GET MOVIN'. *

* FLAMING BRATS:*  Cabrera and Cespedes guarantee that this team *WILL KEEP
ON TRUCKIN'.*

 *HOOSIER DADDIES:*  Trade Weaver? This team needs *TO WATCH THE ROAD.*

 *KLEIN 9:  *Team's hi-lite is reacquisition of Brian Roberts as Damon
hopes *ARE RUNNING ON EMPTY.*

 *LMC:  *Needs to stay in passing lane till June 1, then it's *PROFAR SO
GOOD.*

 *MIGHTY RED HOTS: *Verlander deal means this team's got *THE PEDAL TO THE
METAL. *

* NUKES:  *Early seson dump deals mean this team *IS ALMOST OUTTA GAS.*

* RIPTORNS:  *A team stocked with Trout, cheap keeps and talented vets* IS
ALL ELECTRIC.*
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