[USML Announce] Code Reddick For Dropping Bombers

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
Oakland placed outfielder Josh
Reddick<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30195/josh-reddick>on the
15-day disabled list with a sprained right wrist on Wednesday.
 Reddick is batting just .152 -- third lowest in the AL -- with one home
run and 14 RBIs in 29 games.

*LOSER*
Block's Bombers. Big bearded outfielder, so delightful last year, proves a
blight on Bombers, who *HAVE FALLEN FROM THEIR SEASON's PEAK.*

*WINNER*
Berliners. Further depletion of Bombers' resources best news since word
that Happ OK as *TEAM BENEFITS FROM OTHERS' MISFORTUNES.*
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