[USML Announce] Chisenhall He's Cracked Up To Be

[Andy Klein]

Who foisted that Chisenhall bum on me?

Anyway, Brad, I plan on filing a complaint with the Asian Anti-Defamation
League as your messages appear to be discriminatory.   Why an entry on
Lonnie Chisenhall, but complete silence about Wei Yin-Chen's pulled oblique
and trip to the D.L.?

Sadly,

-Andy


On Mon, May 13, 2013 at 6:08 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> *ITEM*
>
> CLEVELAND -- The Indians have optioned struggling starting third baseman Lonnie
> Chisenhall <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30523/lonnie-chisenhall>to Triple-A Columbus.
>
> Chisenhall, who was given the everyday job in spring training, is batting
> .213 with three home runs and 11 RBIs. Chisenhall went 0 for 3 on Sunday
> with two strikeouts in a win at Detroit and is hitless in his last 11
> at-bats.
>
> *LOSER*
>
> Klein Nine. Vainglorious quest for money finish comes to stunning end as
> team now must wonder *IS ACKLEY NEXT?*
>
> *WINNER*
>
> Riptorns. Versatile and inexpensive ($10) power hitter Mark Reynolds (11
> HR, 32 RBI) assumes third base gig and *ENHANCES HIS TRADE VALUE. *
>
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