[USML Announce] J.D. Lays Down Law For Resurgent Riptorns

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

Jordan Lyles pitched six solid innings and J.D. Martinez hit a two-run
homer to lead the Astros past the Royals.

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*WINNER*

Riptorns. With J.D. Martinez ($3) smashing home runs at steady pace since
reclaiming regular OF gig, *THE RIPS ARE READY TO GO ON A TEAR.*

*LOSER*

Berliners. Fast fading team cannot thwart the revitalized Riptorns as it
watches its *PRESUMPTIVE CHAMPIONSHIP BANNER TORN TO SHREDS. *

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