[USML Announce] Jesus Saves Riptorns From Tough Decision

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Fri May 24 16:40:55 EDT 2013


*ITEM*
SEATTLE -- The Seattle
Mariners<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/sea/seattle-mariners> sent
slumping catcher Jesus
Montero<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/29448/jesus-montero> to
the minor leagues Thursday, a year after acquiring him in trade full of
potential that hasn't panned out for either side.

*WINNER*
Riptorns. The Montero move creates an active roster spot for sweet swinging
slugger Yan Gomes as for Rips *EVERYTHING'S TURNING TO GOLD*.

*LOSER*
Berliners. Forget free fall from first; team now must worry about Riptorns,
bound for vengeance after burned by yet another Winick trade of an
overhyped player and as for Damon dream *IT'S ALL OVER NOW. *
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