[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners Feeling Mixed Emotions?

[Brad Jansen]

*Berliners  *In death grip for first with bellicose Red Hots, this team is
preparing to *PLAY WITH FIRE.*
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*Mighty Red Hots  *One injury after another, but team still prepared to
mete Berliners some *ROUGH JUSTICE.*
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*Block's Bombers  *Caught between boiling Red Hots and ridiculous Riptorns,
team finds itself stuck between a *ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.*
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*Riptorns  *Too many injuries, too little production as team can only bide
its time *AS TEARS GO BY*.

*Lake Michigan Calamari *Pujols/Hamilton tandem have dealt this team a
bitter *HAND OF FATE.*
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*Flaming Brats  *First place seems like a *100 YEARS AGO.*
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*Angry Young Men  *One look at this roster and all you can see is *DOOM AND
GLOOM.*
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*Klein Nine  *Maybe team climbs up to 7th, but when it comes dump time,
this squad is *AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG. *
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*Hoosier Daddies  *Beauty queens, first place, Justin Maxwell....this team
lives in the *MEMORY MOTEL.*
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*Nukes  *Team says it's poised to make more deals--or is it *ALL SOLD OUT*?

*Adams Family Values  *League's lowest point totals are *COMING DOWN AGAIN.*
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