[USML Announce] Yordano Forgiven

[springkerb at aol.com]

Andy:

I was subject to the curse for about three weeks.  The toll:  Darvish (DL), Teixiera (DL), Rios (DL), Willingham (DL), Cervelli (DL), Garcia (DL--out for season), Nova (DL--out for season).

Stay in the house for the rest of the summer and be sure your insurance is paid up.  It won't be pretty.

Mark



-----Original Message-----
From: Andy Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
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Sent: Wed, May 7, 2014 11:39 am
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Well ... given my track record, that's probably not a bold prediction.


That said, it appears that the season might boil down to "The Curse v. Yordano".  Place your bets!


-Andy




On Tue, May 6, 2014 at 4:14 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com> wrote:


Actually, the curse has a bit of a mind of its own.  When it noticed that you called me out in your bold pronouncement of impending victory this morning, it tightly locked its fists of death around the championship hopes of the Klein Nine.
 
It is still uncertain who will win the 2014 Damon.  The only thing that is settled is that it won’t be you.
 
Jeff
 
From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Andy Klein
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2014 3:12 PM
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Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Yordano Forgiven



 

When Davis and Sanchez come back, Longoria and Lester will go down.  Didn't you know that part of Kerber's trade transferred the curse to you?

 

-Andy


 

On Tue, May 6, 2014 at 11:47 AM, Doug Shabelman <Doug.Shabelman at burnsent.com> wrote:

As soon as Chris Davis and Anibal Sanchez come off the DL, I will be taking care of Andy. No need for anyone else's help, thanks. 


On May 6, 2014, at 8:42 AM, "springkerb at aol.com" <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:


Rick:  I thought you were going to prevent a runaway.

 

Mark




-----Original Message-----
From: Rick Gammons <ricklgammons at gmail.com>
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Sent: Tue, May 6, 2014 8:54 am
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Yordano Forgiven


Andy;

   To truly even the playing field, can you please activate Roy Hibbert?  Thanks in advance,

 Rick


 

On Tue, May 6, 2014 at 8:18 AM, Andy Klein <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

I sent this note earlier, but I think it got caught by the censors.  No need for that - Jansen is not here any more. 

 

In any event, the K9 wanted to officially forgive Yordano Ventura for giving up his first run in two weeks.  The squad will accept his 10 Ks over six innings last night as fair compensation.  

 

I also wanted to point out that it is May 6 and the K9 are in first place in *ERA*.  Veteran owners will understand that this is a USML first.  

 

Finally -- to my friend Jeff W. -- if you have additional players to dump to other teams, please do so. If not, I'll activate Collin McHugh to keep the season from becoming a boring runaway.

 

Humbly,

 

-Andy

 Owner, Yordano Ventura


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