[USML Announce] HUGE Audit Findings!!!

[Frank Luby]

Raising a glass of bleach as a toast, Lubeasts GM Frank Luby expressed his thanks to the Ninjas and also announced the Beasts will send My Pillow gift certificates to the entire Nukes’ organization.

“We just hope the results hold up to one more week of this intense scrutiny,” Luby added.

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> On Sep 26, 2021, at 9:54 AM, springkerb--- via Announce <announce at usml.net> wrote:
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> Nukes' headquarters this morning announced the results of the audit performed by the highly respected Roto Ninjas audit firm, regarding OnRoto's tabulation of USML scoring.  Mark Kerber, Nukes General Manager, declared that the audit contained  "HUGE findings" that "uncovered significant an undeniable evidence of FRAUD!"
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> In a related item, Roto Ninja management announced that its audit results "showed no substantial differences" from OnRoto's official results, although the official tabulation may have slightly understated the Lubeasts' RBI total.
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> Mark
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