“Why, Carmona?” With apologies to the Knack and Hoosier Daddies

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    • #2494
      Brad Jansen
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      Ooh my little shitty one, shitty one
      When you gonna get me a save, Carmona?
      Giving up another run, another run
      Runnin’ outta time, Carmona
      Never gonna close, give it up
      Such a timid kind, pitches always up, not the closer kind
      Why why why… wooooo!
      W W W Why, Carmona?

      Thought I bought a closer huh, did I huh
      Even better than Klein’s, Carmona
      Keeping me in misery, it gets to me
      Another double down the line, Carmona
      Never gonna close, give it up
      Puts me in a bind — is he pitching blind
      Can I trade to Klein
      Why why why…woooo!
      W W W why, Carmona?

      When you gonna save for me, save for me
      No one likes to hear me whine, Carmona
      This is not my fantasy, fantasy
      More mockery from Jeffery
      Never gonna close, give it up
      Such a timid kind, pitches always up, not the closer kind
      Why why why…woooooooo
      W w w why Carmona?

    • #2495
      Rick Gammons
      Participant

      Brad;

      Cute. Just be prepared to pen new lyrics along the lines of “Under My Thumb” when Fausto gets his electric stuff under control!!

      Rick
      p.s. As a Ramones fan, I thought you’d pull out the old classic “Carbona Not Glue”!

    • #2496
      Brad Jansen
      Participant

      Rick: Shhhhh.

      Don’t let these owners know you’re a Ramones fan. Some of them can’t be trusted.

      Brad

    • #2497
      Doug Shabelman
      Participant

      Brad/Rick-

      As everyone knows by now, The Ramones are anti-war, anti-conservative, so thanks for drawing the attention of the NSA to our humble little threads of trades, barbs and roasts. Hey Cheney, will you take a look at Miggy Tejada’s visa for me?

    • #2498
      Brad Jansen
      Participant

      Actually, ill-advised Doug the Smug, it was either Joey or Johnny (Rick, help me here) who was quite the conservative, leading to many battles within the band. But they’re all up in Rock ‘N Roll Heaven now so all we have is their music, which is good enough for me, whatever the politics.

      So, Jeffrey, how ya doin’ with those numbers? And why are you catching up to me in the standings? I haven’t even traded Thome!

      And a note to fellow risk-takers: my ’07 pen is set for next year; if you want to make an offer for a $5 Fernando Cabrera, future Tribe closer, offer away. Privately.

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