[USML Announce] Final Payouts - Round of Applause to the Comm issioner

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Now here is an e-mail I can sink my teeth into.....it mentions the Packers
and rails against the Winick-Klein!-Kerber evil empire.  But John, since we
are including a heretofore unmentioned evil entity (Klein) and Buddha is
involved, I think the better term is Axis of Evil.

 -- Mark B.


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Mark- your work is appreciated....so much that Buddha has said he will buy
you a beer at the Packer game this Sunday. East parking lot between 12:30
and gametime.....come to collect and explain your 2005 USML strategy for
defeating the Evil Empire (Berliners, K-9 and Nukes). My cell: 612-418-3917
Buddha's cell:847-828-9480.


 

                      JHWinick at aol.com

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Gentlemen,

The calculations are complete and the payouts are ready to go.  Can each of
the money-place finishers please provide me the address to which you want
the check delivered?  In addition, if you (like me) want the check made out
to your wife, please provide that information as well.

Totals:

Mark Kerber (Nukes)        $550
Andy Klein (Klein Nine)    $275
Jeff Winick (Berliners)      $165
Jim Barrett (Calamari)      $110
Stat Service Fee             $110

I would like to take this opportunity to offer a hearty thank you to our
Commissioner, Mr. Blocker.  Although I spend most of the year busting his
balls, there is a time to acknowledge his importance to the league and to
thank him for his contributions.  For those that don't know, Mark is the
reason that there is a USML.  Way back in 1989 he decided that he'd gather
up some friends and start a little friendly competition.  He also agreed to
take on the arduous task of commissioner.  Mind you, this was at a time
when the statistics were only available in hard copy in USA Today, once a
week.  Mark would manually calculate the stats and distribute them to rest
of the league.  If the rest of you enjoy this league as much as I, take a
moment and thank the guy who is responsible for this insidious little
diversion from everyday life.  Thanks, Mark.

Jeff Winick



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