[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal

[Andrew R. Klein]

Bradley-

 

Please remove the needles from your Ian Kinsler voodoo doll.

 

Thank you very much.

 

-Andy

 

PS:  In my continuinig series of Public Service Announcements, I remind the
league that when Brad uses the word "promise" in regard to Huber, Butler,
and Gordon, he is not referring to their baseball ability.  Rather, he is
looking ahead to Phase II, when he anticipates that these gentlemen will be
exchanged for real baseball players ...

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Andrew R. Klein

Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis

(317) 274-2099

 

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:37 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal

 

Look, Ma, no Hansen!!

Gee, Jeff.  I'm surprised you didn't at least contact me. Doncha think guys
like Huber, Butler, Gordon, et al. have a tad more promise than Broken
Baldelli and Manny Aybar's kid bro? You don't think I'm contending this
year? 

 

And Andy, what are you thinking?  Collecting little kid pails to bail the
flood waters from your sinking ship?  If the K-9 were Enron, you'd be
Jeffery Skilling....we're doin' fine!!  Just hang in there!! Help is on the
way!! 

 

On 4/11/06, JHWinick at aol.com <JHWinick at aol.com> wrote: 

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The Berliners mark the first step in their rebuilding campaign by announcing
the following mutually beneficial transaction:

 

The Klein Nine and the Win Ick Ben Ein Berliners exchange the following
players:

 

Javier Vasquez

Raul Ibanez

Willie Harris

 

FOR

 

Rocco Baldelli

Eric Aybar

Alex Cora

 

 

I'm sure (almost) everyone wishes both parties the best of luck. 

 

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Although I can just hear Mr. Robbins now:

 

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For those of you who haven't perused the goods residing on the Berliner's
roster, I encourage you to take a look.  The stove is hot!!

 

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That is all (for now).

 

Jeff


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