[USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?

[Brad Jansen]

My good friend Andy:
    Mr. Adrian Beltre stole his third base of the season yesterday evening,
a total which surpasses your entire team's....
Brad Lee


On 4/13/06, Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>  I would have gone on a five-day bender, too, if someone had sweet-talked
> me into taking Keith Foulke.
>
>
>
> For the good of the league, Brad's signature line must now include the
> following label:  WARNING:  Listening to Stage I puffery about Jeremy (
> 4.75 ERA) Bonderman and Adrian (One Good Steroid-Fueled Year) Beltre might
> be hazardous to your health, not to mention your roto team.
>
>
>
> -Andy
>
>
>
> -------------------------------------
>
> Andrew R. Klein
>
> Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis
>
> (317) 274-2099
>
>
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>
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:00 AM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?
>
>
>
> Jim:
>    Please don't leave in a Huff.  Our dear friend Mark Kerber was only
> "joking" about the onslaught of injuries that has riddled the K-9's roster.
> It appears that Kerber was poking fun at Aubrey Huff's unfortunate, critical
> injury --at your expense, I will add--  by  suggesting  that  any  decent
> major league player with an injury must reside on Andy the K's squad.
>    Frankly, I'm concerned about your other statement, that you were gone
> for 5 days and don't remember trading anyone.  I don't know what type of
> drug or alcohol fuelled bender you were on over this period, but you did
> indeed make a trade: Brandon Wood for the AYM's Andy Crisco Sisco.  Shabes
> said it was some kind of Passover present. In the future, please comport
> yourself with some degree of decorum.  There are children in this League,
> and I'm not referring to my son.
> Brad Thome's Homey Jansen
>
> On 4/12/06, *Jim Barrett* <chicagojab at yahoo.com> wrote:
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> I was gone for 5 days and don't remember trading anyone.
>
> *SpringKerb at aol.com *wrote:
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> I was out of town for three days.  Did Barrett trade Aubrey Huff to Klein
> while I was gone?
>
> Mark
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