[USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?

Thu Apr 13 08:54:03 EDT 2006

A rattled Bradley wrote:  "My good friend Andy:   Mr. Adrian Beltre stole
his third base of the season yesterday evening, a total which surpasses your
entire team's...."

TQ Stats, however, reports:

STOLEN BASES

Team Name 

Year 

Wk 

PTS 

+/- 

Klein Nine

8

2

11.0

0.0

Block`s Bombers

6

3

9.0

2.5

Angry Young Men

6

3

9.0

2.5

Riptorns

6

2

9.0

0.0

Lake Michigan Calamari

5

1

6.5

-2.5

Flaming Brats

5

1

6.5

-2.5

Winick Berliners

3

2

4.5

1.5

Hoosier Daddies

3

2

4.5

1.5

Mighty Red-Hots

2

1

3.0

0.0

Nukes

1

0

1.5

-1.5

Republicans

1

0

1.5

Perhaps the Rips will try to sell Beltre as a "speed guy" ...

-Andy

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Andrew R. Klein

Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis

(317) 274-2099

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2006 9:40 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?

On 4/13/06, Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com> wrote: 

I would have gone on a five-day bender, too, if someone had sweet-talked me
into taking Keith Foulke.  

For the good of the league, Brad's signature line must now include the
following label:  WARNING:  Listening to Stage I puffery about Jeremy ( 4.75
ERA) Bonderman and Adrian (One Good Steroid-Fueled Year) Beltre might be
hazardous to your health, not to mention your roto team.

-Andy

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Andrew R. Klein

Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis

(317) 274-2099

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:00 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?

Jim:
   Please don't leave in a Huff.  Our dear friend Mark Kerber was only
"joking" about the onslaught of injuries that has riddled the K-9's roster.
It appears that Kerber was poking fun at Aubrey Huff's unfortunate, critical
injury --at your expense, I will add--  by  suggesting  that  any  decent
major league player with an injury must reside on Andy the K's squad. 
   Frankly, I'm concerned about your other statement, that you were gone for
5 days and don't remember trading anyone.  I don't know what type of drug or
alcohol fuelled bender you were on over this period, but you did indeed make
a trade: Brandon Wood for the AYM's Andy Crisco Sisco.  Shabes said it was
some kind of Passover present. In the future, please comport yourself with
some degree of decorum.  There are children in this League, and I'm not
referring to my son. 
Brad Thome's Homey Jansen  

On 4/12/06, Jim Barrett < chicagojab at yahoo.com <mailto:chicagojab at yahoo.com>
> wrote:

I was gone for 5 days and don't remember trading anyone.

SpringKerb at aol.com  <mailto:SpringKerb at aol.com> wrote: 

I was out of town for three days.  Did Barrett trade Aubrey Huff to Klein
while I was gone?

Mark 

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