[USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?

[Brad Jansen]

Thanks, Andy, for providing that vital data, which clearly shows that
certain contenders (not you, obviously) could indeed use some SBs. And yes,
Mr. Beltre does provide some help in that category as well as several
others.  Meanwhile, I'll just kick back, eat some Easter chocolate and await
the Rays' recall of B.J. Upton--how can they keep him down on the farm when
half the team is on the DL?  JEFF WINICK: Do you have an answer to my
question, or are you still negotiating with Shabes?  Take a break!  respect
your holiday!
Brad Lee Bad Ass


On 4/13/06, Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>  A rattled Bradley wrote:  "My good friend Andy:   Mr. Adrian Beltre stole
> his third base of the season yesterday evening, a total which surpasses your
> entire team's...."
>
>
>
> TQ Stats, however, reports:
>
>
>
> *STOLEN BASES*
>
> *Team Name *
>
> *Year *
>
> *Wk *
>
> *PTS *
>
> *+/- *
>
> Klein Nine
>
> 8
>
> 2
>
> *11.0*
>
> 0.0
>
> Block`s Bombers
>
> 6
>
> 3
>
> *9.0*
>
> 2.5
>
> Angry Young Men
>
> 6
>
> 3
>
> *9.0*
>
> 2.5
>
> Riptorns
>
> 6
>
> 2
>
> *9.0*
>
> 0.0
>
> Lake Michigan Calamari
>
> 5
>
> 1
>
> *6.5*
>
> -2.5
>
> Flaming Brats
>
> 5
>
> 1
>
> *6.5*
>
> -2.5
>
> Winick Berliners
>
> 3
>
> 2
>
> *4.5*
>
> 1.5
>
> Hoosier Daddies
>
> 3
>
> 2
>
> *4.5*
>
> 1.5
>
> Mighty Red-Hots
>
> 2
>
> 1
>
> *3.0*
>
> 0.0
>
> Nukes
>
> 1
>
> 0
>
> *1.5*
>
> -1.5
>
> Republicans
>
> 1
>
> 0
>
> *1.5*
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Perhaps the Rips will try to sell Beltre as a "speed guy" ...
>
>
>
> -Andy
>
>
>
> -------------------------------------
>
> Andrew R. Klein
>
> Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis
>
> (317) 274-2099
>
>
>   ------------------------------
>
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Thursday, April 13, 2006 9:40 AM
>
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?
>
>
>
>
>
> On 4/13/06, *Andrew R. Klein* <anrklein at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> I would have gone on a five-day bender, too, if someone had sweet-talked
> me into taking Keith Foulke.
>
>
>
> For the good of the league, Brad's signature line must now include the
> following label:  WARNING:  Listening to Stage I puffery about Jeremy (
> 4.75 ERA) Bonderman and Adrian (One Good Steroid-Fueled Year) Beltre might
> be hazardous to your health, not to mention your roto team.
>
>
>
> -Andy
>
>
>
> -------------------------------------
>
> Andrew R. Klein
>
> Indiana University School of Law-Indianapolis
>
> (317) 274-2099
>
>
>  ------------------------------
>
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:00 AM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Did I Miss Something?
>
>
>
> Jim:
>    Please don't leave in a Huff.  Our dear friend Mark Kerber was only
> "joking" about the onslaught of injuries that has riddled the K-9's roster.
> It appears that Kerber was poking fun at Aubrey Huff's unfortunate, critical
> injury --at your expense, I will add--  by  suggesting  that  any  decent
> major league player with an injury must reside on Andy the K's squad.
>    Frankly, I'm concerned about your other statement, that you were gone
> for 5 days and don't remember trading anyone.  I don't know what type of
> drug or alcohol fuelled bender you were on over this period, but you did
> indeed make a trade: Brandon Wood for the AYM's Andy Crisco Sisco.  Shabes
> said it was some kind of Passover present. In the future, please comport
> yourself with some degree of decorum.  There are children in this League,
> and I'm not referring to my son.
> Brad Thome's Homey Jansen
>
> On 4/12/06, *Jim Barrett* < chicagojab at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> I was gone for 5 days and don't remember trading anyone.
>
> *SpringKerb at aol.com *wrote:
>
> I was out of town for three days.  Did Barrett trade Aubrey Huff to Klein
> while I was gone?
>
> Mark
>
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