[USML Announce] A Semi Colon Dashes Daddies' Despotic Dream of Dynasty

[Andy Klein]

I thank Brad for the "peace offering" of not
mentioning Luis Matos' move to the disabled list.

-Andy

--- Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> "If was  not a matter of  if, but when Bartolo Colon
> would suffer a
> season-ending injury," murmured the quietly linear
> baseball fantasist Jeff
> Winick.  "Little did even I know that the injury
> would occur so soon, so
> suddenly and so sadly.  We now know why Rick the
> Quick Gammons so hastily
> parted company with Bob Wickman, closer on the 2nd
> best team in the AL, in
> consideration of Casey Fossum, Tampa Bay Twirler. 
> Sadly, Casey is no Colon,
> and I fret for the Indy Pas' quest for a repeat
> title.  Please get this man
> the Damon, to have and to hold for at least a
> moment.  And I could not help
> but notice that the man who takes Colon's roster
> spot, and the man I fully
> expect to enter the rotation and win several games
> this year, is none other
> than Kevin I am the Gregg Man, who once was a
> Berliner but is alas now a
> Riptorn. It is a bitter day for Gammons, but it is a
> terrible day for
> me..."
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