[USML Announce] Red Hots Mighty Worried

[Brad Jansen]

The Scarlet Sausages' pennant hopes today took a walk on the dark side of
the Street--Huston  Street,  that is, the  "closer"  with  the  soaring
ERA  and  aching  chest  muscle.

"As hard as it is for me to limit any statement to a single word," observed
the canny Jeffery Winick, "Here it goes: steroids.  Overuse results in chest
muscle damage, baldness and shrunken testicles. Trust me. I know all about
this stuff.  I read about it in this muscle magazine I posed for.* No doubt
about it."

The even worse news for round Robbins is that Winick's Steal of the Draft,
Dan Miceli, stole another save from fledgling fireman Chad Orvella.  "Dan is
the Man," exclaimed Winick.  "I know it made Shabes sick to his stomach to
hear me say it so much at the draft, but it's true.  Now excuse me, it's
time for Letterman..."



*Fantasy Boys Prospectus, Big Hurt Ed. (March 2006)
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